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This is the reason my neighbor and I know what Lesbian means. 
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Bill Hader’s GQ Interview

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Cosmo Tip #71520

midnitelite:

In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick

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fuckyeahbillhader:

“For Weekend Update, we are Seth and Stefon Meyers. Good night!”

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All black at the white shows,
White shoes at the black shows.
Green card for the Cuban links;
Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show.

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hulksmashmouth: ladyw1nter: heynips: “There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.” #there’s badass, and then there’s neville motherfucking longbottom #Harry’s chest tatoo isn’t a Hungarian Horntail, it’s a portrait of Neville. #neville pisses felix felicis #if grindelwald and voldemort had fought the winner would be neville longbottom #neville uses nagini’s blood as soy sauce #neville’s parents weren’t tortured. bellatrix threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity #muggles don’t know who lord voldemort was. they know about neville longbottom #if you’re looking for neville on the marauders map he’s labelled bamf#hogwarts no longer teaches defense against the dark arts they just hand out neville longbottom masks #ginny’s really thinking of neville during sex with harry. so is harry. THOSE TAGS #neville oh baby you make me so sad #but also so happy?? #because your life was so hard and you got so little recognition #for so long #but then you saved the fucking world #baby you’re a hero sTOP OH GOD
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sherlawkward: jensensations: care to try some Old Sport, old sport? OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE Don’t you mean “OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE OLD SPORT”
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madeupmonkeyshit:

every time i log off

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